Monday, December 30, 2013

January Offers Little to Look Forward To

The colored lights are coming down. The extended family has scattered to distant homes. The parties are over, replaced by the drudgery of endless routine. It no longer seems proper to indulge in sugar cookies. No wonder this time of year heralds the arrival of my annual winter depression.

Traditionally, the depression starts on New Year's Day, the day upon which there is officially nothing left with which to look forward.

All we're left with after the holidays is darkness and cold. Oh, there may be a flicker of something to live for, like that exciting Sunday when friends gather round to enjoy the annual television event that enraptures and unifies the nation. I'm talking about, of course, the season premiere of Downton Abbey.

This year we also have the Winter Olympics to look forward to.

Ok, if you know anything about me, you know that my interest in the Olympics pretty much matches my interest in all other sports. That is to say, I'm not interested. Primarily, I'm annoyed that the games preempt my favorite TV shows.

I've tried various ways of averting that dark void which consumes me in January and February. Armed with an official diagnosis of SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder), I've tried sitting in front of a special light box which helps my brain create the same chemicals as the sun. For me, it also triggers migraines.

I've tried taking walks on my lunch hour - getting sunlight and exercise at the same time. That works pretty well until there's a storm and the sidewalks ice up, putting my actual bones at risk.

Well-intentioned friends always point out that the days are getting longer. Yeah, yeah, I know. But it's still cold. The grass is still brown if not covered with snow, and the deciduous trees are still leafless. I suppose the good thing about leaving the house on dark mornings and returning after the sun goes down is that you never have to see the brown grass.

Spring seems so far away. There are no holidays until Memorial Day, unless you're lucky enough to work someplace that recognizes Martin Luther King Jr. or President's Days. I am not in that lucky crowd.

The one thing that has worked consistently is to plan a winter vacation to a place that, by Colorado standards, doesn't have winter.

I've gone to San Diego, California, for a few days every winter since 2000.

It works best to plan the trip for February because the season's endlessness seems even worse than January. Plus, if I start planning right after Christmas, I'll have all of January and part of February to look forward to the palm trees and beach and 60 degree temperatures. By the time I come back, there are only a few more weeks of winter.

My annual vacations to California don't stop the winter blues, but they sure help. Meanwhile, I've decided it's ok to eat sugar cookies all winter long.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Holiday Enjoyment Threatened by Annual Annoyances

Twinkling lights. Sugar cookies. General good will. There are lots of reasons to enjoy the month of December.

But I find myself feeling gloomy this year and I'm not sure why. Perhaps it's that Black Friday shoppers are tasering each other at BrawlMart. Maybe it's because I put my little tree up in my new living room and it just looks sad.

Every year, there are a few unavoidable holiday occurrences which threaten all the seasonal cheer I so delicately nurture. Would it be possible, for the sake of sanity, to avoid the following?
  • Heavy metal versions of Little Drummer Boy. 
  • Gift exchanges at the office. 
  • The work holiday party. 
  • People who think that wishing someone "happy holidays" is akin to declaring war on Christmas. 
  • People who talk on the phone while they drive - not specific to this time of year, but offensive the whole year through. 
  • Secret Santas. 
  • Obnoxious Christians who want to cram their distorted version of the faith down everyone else's throat by "reclaiming" the "reason for the season." 
  • Loud renditions of Silent Night 
  • Barbra Streisand's version of Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Jingle Bells. 
  • Really, any version of Jingle Bells. 
  • Beautiful songs like Oh Holy Night slaughtered by popular singers.
  • Treating the delightful song from the Sound of Music, My Favorite Things, as a Christmas tune. It's not. 
  • Lists. End of year and other kinds ... including, yes, this one.
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - any version. 
  • Snow - in spite of the purported desirability of a "white Christmas," all it really does is mess up travel when people most want to achieve distant destinations.
Wow. A lot of these have to do with music. There must be other issues tied up in here. I never said I didn't harbor multiple issues. Well, lest you think I'm nothing but a Scrooge, let me just say that there are some lovely holiday lights up in my neighborhood and I'm planning to enjoy them. Have a good month and try to find the joy where you can!